The Magic Wand vibrator is, simply put, the best of the best. But it wasn’t until after many years of crappy orgasms that I discovered the power of the Magic Wand vibrator.
When I was twenty years old my first boyfriend and I split up. I purchased my very first vibrator – a tiny $20 bullet vibe. I remember excitedly and nervously getting home ready to try out my new toy. Hell, I rarely even masturbated prior to that. I took it out of the packaging, popped a battery in, and got in bed. And that was my very first orgasm.
As time went on, though, this little $20 vibrator started to lose power. It wasn’t that I was so used to it that it didn’t have enough of a motor to get me off, it literally just started to lose power even with new batteries.
It died, I got into another relationship, and I forgot about those powerful orgasms with a little vibrator clutched against my clit. And so, my orgasms died out.
My First Introduction to the Magic Wand Vibrator
While with one of my exes, I spent a lot of time at this random nudist and swinger campground in rural Minnesota. Yeah, it was pretty strange. I’m neither a nudist nor a swinger, nor was he, making it even more odd. Still, I enjoy being naked in public here and there (does that make me a nudist? I don’t really know), and I am intrigued to hear about the swinger lifestyle. There is just so much to take in and learn, even if it’s not my personal lifestyle.
In any case, I spoke to a lot of people in this lifestyle, who were all very open about their sex lives. I told them about my experience with this tiny bullet vibrator so many years earlier, and how I had rarely gotten off since. Sure, I enjoyed sex, but getting me to cum? Damn near impossible.
Everyone told me the same thing: you need the Magic Wand vibrator. Magic Wand this, Magic Wand that. It was settled. If everyone told me to get the exact same vibrator, it must be good.
I had only used bullet vibrators before, so although I knew this was going to be much larger, I wasn’t really expecting a giant box to arrive. When I took the Magic Wand vibrator out, it was pretty much as big as my arm. Woah. Unexpected to my naïve and young self. What had I gotten myself into?
Motor and Types
The Magic Wand vibrator comes in three different models: the Original Magic Wand, the Magic Wand Rechargeable, and the Magic Wand Plus. The first thing to mention is that I have the Magic Wand Rechargeable model. The Original Magic Wand only has the top two speeds, so it packs a hell of a punch like the others do, but you can work your way up to the higher speeds with the rechargeable and the plus models.
I tried the Magic Wand vibrator on the lowest speed the first time. Oh. My. Fucking. God. It was amazing. Even at its least powerful, the Magic Wand vibrator was far more powerful than any bullet vibe I’d ever used. After years of struggling to orgasm, suddenly I was getting off in a couple of minutes. Yes, you read that right: a couple of minutes. This from someone who couldn’t orgasm after an hour of play time. Again, I was at the lowest speed.
Most of the time I use the Magic Wand vibrator at the second speed (there are four), and oh man, it does the trick every time. Sometimes I get my way up to the third level, but god forbid I accidentally hit the button too many times and get to the fourth and most powerful speed; it’s way too intense. It puzzles me that the Original Magic Wand only has the top two speeds, seeing as I generally use the second one. I see why everyone said the Magic Wand vibrator packs a major punch.
Patterns
The Magic Wand vibrator only has four different patterns, but if you’re like me and care more about the power of the motor than patterns, it doesn’t really matter. One thing I love is that there are lights to indicate which pattern or speed you’re on, so it’s way easier to figure out than most vibrators where you just click through until you find the one you’re looking for. I don’t know about you, but I always get confused with this. Maybe it’s just me, but I find it so annoying clicking through. This is so much simpler.
Attachments
While not made by Magic Wand themselves, there are many attachments one can buy for the Magic Wand vibrator. It’s important to double check that they will fit, since there are now so many wands on the market. From g-spot attachments to three way pleasure, there are tons of fun thing that can be done with this (and other) wands. Or you can just be like me and use one hand for the Magic Wand, and one for a good dildo.
Cons of The Magic Wand Vibrator
Alright, this may be my favourite vibrator out there, but it has a few big things going against it:
Size: This thing is huge, and the only sex positions I’ve really found it works well in are doggystyle and spooning. It can also work well for cowgirl or reverse cowgirl if you have a hand free. I’m sure there are more, but those are the ones I’ve really enjoyed it with. Forget about it with positions like missionary. If you’re looking for something smaller that packs a punch, I’d go with the We-Vibe Tango instead. While not as powerful, it’s perfect for the size. Still, I go for my Magic Wand vibrator first every time.
Patterns: There could be more than four patterns available, and I’d like to be able to control the intensity of the patterns.
App: Unlike products like the We-Vibe Wand, the Magic Wand vibrator doesn’t hook up to an app to be controlled remotely. This is a bit of a shame as I enjoy the occasional Skype sex session.
Noise: This is the number one biggest drawback to the Magic Wand vibrator. It is just loud. As. Fuck. Seriously, your roommate will hear. Your neighbours may well hear. It. Is. Loud.
Not Waterproof: the We-Vibe Wand is waterproof. Sadly, the Magic Wand vibrator is not.
Final Thoughts on The Magic Wand Vibrator
Sure, the Magic Wand vibrator has its flaws. Is it perfect? No. Is it my favourite sex toy, my love, the one who is there for me when no one else is? Yes, yes it is. While I prefer the We-Vibe Tango for play with a partner, I’ll always go for the Magic Wand vibrator first if I’m solo or in the right sex position. My favourite combo is my favourite dildo paired with the Magic Wand vibrator. Sometimes I’ll toss my vibrating butt plug into the mix. This vibrator will blow you out of the world, especially if you’re as hard to make orgasm as I am. The Magic Wand has your back.