I bought my first We-Vibe vibrator online after reading a million We-Vibe sex toys reviews.
I had no idea what to expect, though I’d heard amazing We-Vibe reviews. So when I got my very We-Vibe vibrator online, I was pretty damn excited. It was only the second time I’d invested more than $30 in a sex toy, the first being my Magic Wand. After my success investing in such a wonderful vibrator, I was confident I was going to love it.
Each We-Vibe Vibrator I Have tried – The Best and the Worst
We-Vibe Jive: G-Spot Vibrator
Ah, the Jive, my first We-Vibe vibrator. And, I really thought for a long time, definitely my last. I used it all of once when I first got it. It’s an oval shape that goes inside of you and vibrates. The motor is pitiful, and it in no way hits my g-spot. It’s not like a g-spot vibrator that is curved to hit just the right spot. It’s just this oval thing with an awkward thin part that comes out and serves as an antenna.
So I guess that’s cool, it has an antenna to connect to the We-Connect app. The app is pretty neat, doing everything from letting you access more patterns, control the speed and vibrations using your touch screen, and even an option for some toys to go with the beat of music. You can also hook up to a partner anywhere in the world for them to control. Hello awesome Skype sex. It’s pretty neat.
If you like the toy.
Alas, I did not like the We-Vibe Jive. Not one bit. So, I mean, if you want a really crappy wearable vibrator, this is the We-Vibe vibrator for you.
We-Vibe Tango: Bullet Vibrator
Needless to say, after hearing endless amazing We-Vibe reviews on We-Vibe vibrators and then using the Jive, I was pretty turned off. If all these different models and styles of products We-Vibe had to offer were well rated, including the Jive, why on earth would I trust such reviews?
Alas, my trusty Magic Wand, though amazing alone, is too bulky for most sex positions. So I was on the hunt for a bullet vibrator that packs a punch, which basically doesn’t exist. It’s insanely hard for me to orgasm, and I need INTENSE clit stimulation. I had low hopes.
Then I was given amazing reviews by some friends on the We-Vibe Tango vibrator. I was pretty fucking skeptical. Another We-Vibe product? Ugh. I was assured, however, it was hands down the most powerful bullet vibrator online. Well, it was worth a try.
Oh. My. God. Okay, it’s not the Magic Wand, but it bloody does the trick. It’s tiny and easy to use during sex, and I love it. I can finally get off with a partner! Sadly this is one of the few We-Vibe vibrators that don’t work with the We-Connect app. But it’s worth it anyways.
So, my faith in We-Vibe was restored.
We-Vibe Melt: Pleasure Air Stimulator
This is no ordinary We-Vibe Melt vibrator. Nay, it isn’t a vibrator at all. If you’ve heard of the Womanizer line of products, you may have an idea about what this is. It uses We-Vibe’s patented Pleasure Air technology to provide gentle suction and air pulsation. After some research, I found that at top power it was among the most powerful sex toys of this kind. I was warned not everyone loved this sensation, but then again, another pal told me she’d never cum quicker. The reviews were mixed.
But loving my clit stimulation, I wanted to try something new. And it was interesting. I have mixed feelings on the We-Vibe Melt.
It feels really great at first after positioning it properly when I have it at a high speed, though the low speeds don’t do much for me. But then after a little while, as I get close, it just becomes way too much sensation on my clit. So I get close, and then I have to stop. I’ve tried following it up with a vibrator, but it’s still too intense afterwards.
That being said, many people love these. I wouldn’t say the We-Vibe Melt is a bad product at all, it just wasn’t my personal preference. If you are getting this kind of clit stimulator, the Melt is a great option. It also works with We-Connect.
We-Vibe Chorus: Couples Vibrator
This was a totally new kind of We-Vibe vibrator for me – hell, a new kind of vibrator altogether. The truth is I purchased the We-Vibe Chorus – again, uneasy about We-Vibe vibrators with the mixed feelings I’ve had with their products – when I was screwing around with someone. Though shipping took only a few days, it just so happened we broke things off in that time. So suddenly I’d ordered my first couples vibrator online, and by the time it came I had no one to bloody use it with.
So I tested it out my god damn self.
I tried it lying down and standing up with pants on to see if it would stay in while I walked around (it did). It was on top speed the entire time I tested it. I wrote part of my review on it with the thing on. And I wasn’t turned on. At all. I adjusted the g-spot part in every possible way, and it went nowhere near my g-spot. So far only my Neo Elite dildo has hit the sweet spot. I mean, our g-spots are all in different places, so who knows if it would hit the sweet spot for you. For me, no g-spot stimulation and weak as hell clit vibrations. Boo.
It does connect to We-Connect, so if you only require minimal vibrations, hey, it is kinda neat. But that’s about the only positive I can say about it.
We-Vibe Wand: Wand Vibrator
Hands down, the We-Vibe Wand is my very favourite of all the We-Vibe vibrators. Although skeptical at first, having only really succeeded with We-Vibe with the Tango, I was very pleasantly surprised. Upon comparing the We-Vibe Wand to my beloved Magic Wand, I found that, while the top power of the We-Vibe Wand was not as strong, it was just as strong as the second highest speed on the Magic Wand. Being that it’s WAY too much stimulation for me to use top speed on my Magic Wand, this works perfectly.
The We-Vibe Wand also has a ton of functionality. It works with We-Connect, it’s 100% waterproof, you can vary the intensity of the patterns, it’s just amazing in every way. I highly recommend this We-Vibe product.
We-Vibe Nova: Rabbit Vibrator
I have incredibly mixed feelings on the We-Vibe Nova. It was my very first rabbit vibrator, as I was told that this style of vibrator had one big issue. This was that the rabbit arm would not stay on your clit as you thrust the dildo portion in and out. The We-Vibe Nova, however, has a flexible rabbit arm, causing it to stay on your clit as you move the vibrator.
In terms of g-spot stimulation, this is one of the better We-Vibe vibrators. However, in terms of clit stimulation, it’s pretty damn pathetic. It barely reaches the medium level rumbles on the Tango, which is far smaller. I like the Nova when I start masturbating, as it certainly hits the right spots and turns me on. After a bit, though, i find myself needing something more powerful. I’d much prefer a good g-spot vibrator used at the same time as my Magic Wand to the pitiful clit vibrations on the Nova.
Overall Opinion
I can’t give you an answer as to whether or not We-Vibe vibrators are remotely worth it. It’s on a total case by case basis. Alas, despite bad experiences, the We-Vibe Tango vibrator just gives me faith that if such a small bullet vibrator can pack such a punch, maybe We-Vibe can bring that tiny powerful motor into other sex toys. I’m looking forward to comparing the We-Vibe Wand, for example, to my Magic Wand (my all time favourite sex toy). I found their rabbit vibrator online – the We-Vibe Nova – and it looks pretty intriguing too.
So, the answer really is: who the hell knows if We-Vibe vibrators are any good? Stay tuned, and I’ll add more We-Vibe reviews as I get em’!